While I appreciate the day off, Im among the minority who actually like their job, and their co-workers.

Of course, some republican will read this, and try to get me fired because I said I was happy.

“There will be no events that lead to smiles, laughter, or happiness of any kind. That’s “woke” and we wont have it. Real Americans are always unhappy about something.”

Message sent in Signal chat, probably.